Tuesday, April 13, 2010

A Stress Analyst....my dream job!

Searching for a job can be stressful...it can be an occupation in and of itself. However, today I saw an advertisement for my perfect job, a Stress Analyst. Now why didn't I think of that sooner? Not only can I be stressed out, but I can share my stress with others, report on stress to management via graphs and charts, be the team stress mentor or SME, and get paid for it. And because I am so good at being stressed out, I can surely turn this contract position into a full-time position with benefits (maybe more stress and no vacations).

I wonder if I can telecommute so I can be stressed out in my jammies?

No comments:

Post a Comment